Frequently Asked Questions:
What is the “Mormon Zodiac”, and why should I care?
You should care because it is the True Order of the Cosmos! It’s the one and only true and living astrological website on the planet. Sure you may find bits and pieces of true astrology here and there, but only the Mormon Zodiac has the fullness.
Why are there only 8 zodiac signs? Shouldn’t there be 12?
Mormons take pride in being a “peculiar people”, so it makes sense that their zodiac doesn’t look exactly like the traditional zodiac. There are 8 signs because that’s what God said. Plus the number 8 is cosmically super amazing! Hint: it has to do with the "Seal of Melchizedek".
What is the Seal of Melchizedek?
An 8 pointed star, usually made up of two interlocked squares (incorporated into the Mormon Zodiac logo). Its symbolism can be found everywhere in the world. Mormon scholar Hugh Nibley gave us the identity of this symbol in his book Temple and Cosmos.
Aren’t the Mormon Zodiac signs overly simplified to match their associated attributes: physical, mental, social, etc.?
That’s what the devil wants you to think! Even if your sign doesn’t seem to match up with who you are at all, you need to take it on FAITH and stop questioning it.
Why is there a blog?
We believe in all that the Mormon Zodiac has revealed, all that it does now reveal, and we believe it will yet reveal many kick-ass things!
You should care because it is the True Order of the Cosmos! It’s the one and only true and living astrological website on the planet. Sure you may find bits and pieces of true astrology here and there, but only the Mormon Zodiac has the fullness.
Why are there only 8 zodiac signs? Shouldn’t there be 12?
Mormons take pride in being a “peculiar people”, so it makes sense that their zodiac doesn’t look exactly like the traditional zodiac. There are 8 signs because that’s what God said. Plus the number 8 is cosmically super amazing! Hint: it has to do with the "Seal of Melchizedek".
What is the Seal of Melchizedek?
An 8 pointed star, usually made up of two interlocked squares (incorporated into the Mormon Zodiac logo). Its symbolism can be found everywhere in the world. Mormon scholar Hugh Nibley gave us the identity of this symbol in his book Temple and Cosmos.
Aren’t the Mormon Zodiac signs overly simplified to match their associated attributes: physical, mental, social, etc.?
That’s what the devil wants you to think! Even if your sign doesn’t seem to match up with who you are at all, you need to take it on FAITH and stop questioning it.
Why is there a blog?
We believe in all that the Mormon Zodiac has revealed, all that it does now reveal, and we believe it will yet reveal many kick-ass things!
Testimonials
“The Mormon Zodiac is the best thing that ever happened in my life”
-Elder F.N. Awkward, 1st counselor in the Never Break Eye-Contact Committee
“My Mormon Zodiac sign is nothing like me, but I still know that it’s true!”
-Sister T. Rust Anything, Director of the Ignore Facts and Science Committee
“Amazing! I laugh, I cry, and I sometimes shit myself when I read the Mormon Zodiac blog. If you aren’t shitting yourself, you are reading the wrong blogs.”
-Brother Bow L. Movement, unemployed former church janitor.
-Elder F.N. Awkward, 1st counselor in the Never Break Eye-Contact Committee
“My Mormon Zodiac sign is nothing like me, but I still know that it’s true!”
-Sister T. Rust Anything, Director of the Ignore Facts and Science Committee
“Amazing! I laugh, I cry, and I sometimes shit myself when I read the Mormon Zodiac blog. If you aren’t shitting yourself, you are reading the wrong blogs.”
-Brother Bow L. Movement, unemployed former church janitor.
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I'm Mason Proxy. Welcome to my website and blog!
I’m just an average Mormon guy, except for the part where God told me to “re-restore” the Mormon Zodiac to the world. It’s one HECK of a story, and I’m in the process of writing it all down. Stay tuned, and enjoy the site!
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I'm Mason Proxy. Welcome to my website and blog!
I’m just an average Mormon guy, except for the part where God told me to “re-restore” the Mormon Zodiac to the world. It’s one HECK of a story, and I’m in the process of writing it all down. Stay tuned, and enjoy the site!
If you want to keep up on all of the crazy and awesome stuff, subscribe to get updates. You can also say hi to me on Facebook and send me a friend request. And don’t forget to check out and like the Mormon Zodiac Facebook page as well as the other socials icons below too!